| BAD MOUTHING WOMEN |
Bad mouthing women is a favorite pastime of most males at Rude Manor. Men will engage in women bashing discussions at the drop of a hat. These diatribes can occur amongst groups of men, in comments to complete strangers, and even in the form of muttering to themselves inaudibly. .  |
"Bad mouthing women" is not necessarily a malevolent activity. Most of the time it is merely a good humored discussion focusing on women's activities, actions, dress, affect, and items. Comments are mostly directed at women in general but can, on occasion, involve only one woman. Frequently, the woman in question is an active participant in the current conversation. 
Occasionally, there have been Summit Conferences replete with Ambassadors from far away lands that come to Rude Manor to relax, refresh, and bad mouth women. Here are two Ambassadors and the High Chancellor of the Rude Manor Forum |
| Though many aspects of female life are discussed, there has been a general consensus on the following theorems: |
| A. When a woman says she is ready to go, it really means she will still be making at least one more bathroom stop before leaving the premises.
B. If a woman is driving an SUV full of dogs and children, she will be on the phone. C. The woman is always at fault/wrong /the man is always innocent/right. D. Most women are deaf/men never mumble. E. Women are not capable of operating the grill. F. Women are not capable of operating the television remote. G. If a woman weighs over two hundred pounds, she will be wearing at least one exterior garment that is bright red. |
| Occasionally, women require instruction in order to live life correctly. Here is a collection of suggestions: |
.These men have developed great insight into the workings of the void known as the female mind. Many truths are told at these conferences and there is usually quite a large amount of raucous laughter, choking, sputtering, and coughing involved.
Throughout the session, 
old friends and acquaintances are flattered with reenactments of favorite pastimes, complete with voices and flailing of arms. 1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before
2. The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits
3. Parties: Going without new outfits
4. Man management: Minor household chores can wait.
5. Bathroom etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet, too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is his.
7. Communication skills I: Tears, the last resort, not the first.
8. Communication skills II: Thinking before speaking
9. Communication skills III: Getting what you want without nagging
10. Driving a car safely: A skill you can acquire
11. Telephone skills: How to hang up
12. Introduction to parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing into a space
14. Water retention: Fact or fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are not for human consumption.
17. Cooking III: How not to inflict your diets on other people.
18. Compliments: Accepting them gracefully.
19. PMS: your problem...not his
20. Dancing: Why men don't like to .
21. Classic clothing: Wearing outfits you already have.
22. Household Dust: a harmless natural occurrence only women notice
23. Integrating your laundry: Washing it all together.
24. Oil and Gas: Your car needs both.
25. TV remotes: For men only.
